ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

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claudiagray:

Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted. 

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

I laugh every single time.

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suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

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terrakion:

digimemory:

sadvaporwavebabe:

reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu

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how dense are you people that you think op is being serious

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